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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

I had four chicken periods today!

…chicken isn’t vegan?

It’s okay I’m a lesbian
I eat this stuff every month

this thread

You all are idiots. Eggs you eat are NOT FERTILIZED! No chickens are inside store-bought eggs!

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    A vegan took the time to kill a chicken for no use. Mmhh, contradicting much.
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    THAT IS NOT HOW EGGS WORK.
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    Friendly reminder that fruits are also the seed-baring part of a reproduction cycle. The metaphor supporting your moral...
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    not to mention birds dO NOT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES AND IF THEY DID EATING A “MENSTRUATION CYCLE” WOULD BE A REALLY TRICKY...
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