The ones that are made for small children and that are filled with stupid jokes that try too hard:
Then there are the films that have deeper themes and elements that deal with much more serious issues:
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Awesome! Those forward-thinking Scandinavians!
Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you
This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life
i haven’t caught up with the show yet (or maybe i forgot? idk??) but that screenshot is so cute i just had to draw it oops
Prompt 670: It’s the zombie apocalypse and Johnathan gets bitten, so he goes to hell. Once he’s allowed to roam the world, he finds Sock laughing at his zombie-self.
Title: Would the Small Intestine Make a Good Leash?
Pairing: sockathan if you decide it as such
Content Warnings: Disembowling, blood, gritty details, zombie shenanigans, major character death
Summary: Jonathan tries his (moderate) best to avoid being bitten by the zombies inside his home. However, he fails. He then gets to watch Sock poke fun at his re-animated corpse.
Comments: So I’m gonna apologize right now. I didn’t write this in the exact way it was worded in the prompt, but the main point of Sock finding undead Jon remains intact.
OH GOD I couldn’t get it all to fit in one ask so here we go
I’m gonna recast Eragon because the original hurt my tiny child soul
ERAGON: Booboo Stewart
MURTAGH: Oscar Isaac
ARYA: Rachel Meghan Markle
BROM: Sean Bean
ORIK: Edward Norton
ELVA: Jessica Tyler Brown
AJIHAD: Shemar Moore
NASUADA: Keke Palmer
KING ORRIN: Abe Vigoda
ANGELA: Ashley Rickards
phew it took forever to find actors and actresses i like that aren’t dead
also sean bean because why not add to his death montage ok we all know he would be perfect for Brom
HOW THE FUCK—
Give Em Hell
Bill Cipher’s day just wasn’t going well at all.
First, he hadn’t gotten much for breakfast. And breakfast for him was between the hours of 12 and 9 am, when most of the creatures in his territory were asleep and dreaming. Dreaming delicious, lovely morsels, from thick salty nightmares that kept him fed for months, to velvety rich wish-fulfillment dreams that had dollops of hopes and wonder topped on them like heavy cream.
The honorable Beifong family tree